So I’m hanging out in my underwear as usual. Put on my two-sizes-too-large hoodie and tell Katie it makes me “about 80% more presentable”.
She disagrees, informing me that I look like a flasher. Naturally, the only possible response to this is to pretend to flash her, holding the hoodie closed and sneaking closer before opening it at her. Still wearing underwear and all. She laughs because I am silly, but then I’m like “wait wait wait I can do better” and run out of the room. She asks if I’m gonna take off my underwear or…?
I come back in, hoodie closed, sneaking movements etc. Walk right up to her. Pause. Flash open to reveal this sticking out of my undergarments.
She was not prepared.